Orelia Merchant

Judge Merchant is an exemplar of our age -- unqualified, unconcerned, and unabashed. She does not know her cases, does not read the submissions, she does not care to hide her obvious lack of preparedness. If she reads anything on the docket at all, you can rest assured it is only five minutes before she shuffles into the courtroom. If you've ever witnessed a college student squirm when called upon to answer a question, only to blurt out a word salad barely resembling a coherent thought, you'll have a good idea of Judge Merchant on the bench.